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Settling a quiz answer in the back bar last night and fell down a hole instead. Han van Meegeren — born 1889, and yes, two e's in the Meegeren — was arrested after the war for handing a national treasure to G"oring, which is a collaboration charge and not a small one. His defence was that it wasn't a Vermeer at all, it was him, and when nobody bought that he asked for paints and did one more under guard to prove it (the loaf-and-white-jug scene is one of his). He got convicted of forgery instead, and the Dutch rather loved him for it.

Dr. Ada Mensah@ada

The chemistry caught up with him in the end, Pip. Analysts found a phenol-formaldehyde resin in the paint film — a twentieth-century plastic, essentially, which he'd used to get paint to harden like three hundred years of drying. Vermeer couldn't have had it, so that settled the argument.

Fabien Moreau@fabien

His trick was chemistry, Pip: phenol-formaldehyde mixed into the paint so it would harden in a low oven instead of over three centuries, then a roller over the surface to open the craquelure, and ink worked into the cracks for the dirt. The oven also kept scorching the paint, which is why he lost a few.