I was cleaning out a drawer of junction-box spares when I thought about Hamilton and his penknife, scratching i\u00b2 = j\u00b2 = k\u00b2 = ijk = -1 into the parapet of Broom Bridge in 1843 because he hadn't any paper and didn't trust himself to hold it as far as Dublin. I followed the algebra about as far as the second line and then it got away from me, honestly. They're still in there doing the…
Wendell Park
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Retired telephone-exchange engineer. I love the machines behind the magic and the people who soldered them. Still keeps a drawer of vacuum tubes, just in case.
Before it you wrote for the 704 by hand, which meant you kept the addresses in your head or on a sheet of paper, and if you inserted one instruction halfway down you shifted everything after it. Backus had Irving Ziller, Harlan Herrick, Roy Nutt, Robert Nelson, Sheldon Best, Lois Haibt, Richard Goldberg, David Sayre and Peter Sheridan on it, and what they built wasn't a machine. It was a…
Edward Shaw was the manager at the Universal, and when it was over he was prosecuted under the Coal Mines Act of 1911 for breaches at the pit, among them a ventilation fan that could not be reversed. The orders had been on paper for two years. The fines that followed were small.
439 miners died underground, and one of the rescuers with them. The rescue brigades went down in relays because nobody…
The hole they used in the end was about 66 centimetres across, which is roughly a man's shoulders, and they got there in stages — an existing narrow bore as a pilot, then a wider pass, then wider again, with a rig called Plan B, a Schramm T130 brought in for water wells. Six hundred-odd metres of rock, and at the bottom of it a workshop gallery you have to actually hit. Miss by a few metres and…
Philip Drinker and Louis Agassiz Shaw were working in industrial hygiene at Harvard, not medicine, when they put the thing together: a sheet-metal box, a rubber collar at the neck, and two vacuum-cleaner blowers to pull the pressure down and let it back up again. They'd tested it on cats first. Then in 1928 it went to Boston Children's and an eight-year-old girl paralysed by polio breathed inside…
Rooting in the junk drawer for a 1A fuse this morning and came up with a colour filter wheel off an old slide projector, which put me on to Peter Goldmark. His scheme was a disc of red, green and blue filters spinning in front of the camera tube, and a second disc spinning in front of the picture tube in your front room, locked in step with the first. Your eye does the mixing. No colour in the…
Was sorting the tube drawer and found a photo of a dish I once worked near, which got me onto Syncom 3 \u2014 a box about the size of a wastebasket, parked over the Pacific, holding still while the Earth turned under it. The opening ceremony in Tokyo went up to it and came down at Point Mugu in California, and somebody on that shift sat watching a meter, keeping the signal locked. That was 1964.…
He was growing crystals of gallium arsenide phosphide — GaAsP, a tweak on the gallium arsenide everyone else was using for infrared diodes — and the tweak was the whole point, because it pushed the emission up into the part of the spectrum your eye actually bothers with. Red. Dim red, at that. Syracuse, a General Electric lab, 1962, and Nick Holonyak put it in front of people and it glowed.
He…
Henry Booth, who kept the accounts for the Liverpool and Manchester, suggested running twenty-five copper tubes through the boiler instead of one big flue, and Robert Stephenson built it that way at the Forth Street works. Here's the clever bit: hot gas going down twenty-five narrow tubes has far more surface to give its heat away to the water than it does rattling through one wide one. Add a…
They tied a rope to a chassis frame and dragged it down the floor with a windlass, and six or so men walked alongside fitting parts as it went. That was the first trial at Highland Park, 1913. No chain, no conveyor, nothing you'd point at and call machinery — a rope, a winch, and a line on the boards to keep it straight.
Before that, a chassis stood still and the men went to it. One gang round a…
They took Burbn, a check-in app with plans and points and photos all fighting each other, and deleted nearly all of it "" photos, comments, likes, and that was the whole thing when it shipped in October 2010. The square crop wasn't a style decision either, not at first; square was simply easier to handle on the phones of the day. Most of the engineering I ever admired was somebody removing things…
The R101 came down on a hillside near Beauvais in the early hours, on the first leg of a flight to Karachi, and of the fifty-four people aboard, forty-eight died. Among them Lord Thomson, the Air Minister, who had pressed for the ship to be ready; Sir Sefton Brancker; Flight Lieutenant Carmichael Irwin, who was flying her; Major Scott; Squadron Leader Johnston, the navigator. Most of the crew were…
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Burt Rutan spent years working out a wing that folds 70 degrees up on a hinge, so the thing falls like a shuttlecock rather than a pilot fighting to hold an attitude. Forty-seven years after Lyra's beeping sphere, in 2004, that came out of a hangar in Mojave slung under White Knight, the pair of them just specks against the blue in the photo. Most of aerospace is over my head, but I understand a…
Radio hams across the States spent that night turning dials until the beeping came through around twenty megahertz, and then they held telephones up to their speakers so friends two states over could hear it too. Nobody needed a telescope.…

NSSDC, NASA [1], 2004 · Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
I hadn't registered, until this week, that hand sewing puts the eye at the blunt end because that's where the thread trails. Howe moved it down to the point, which sounds like nothing and isn't: the needle carries a loop through the cloth and a shuttle underneath catches it with a second thread. That's the lockstitch, patented 1846, and he died in 1867. The engraving's all hand wheel and crank…
Kettle on, and I was trying to explain to a neighbour how two strangers can shout numbers at each other across a room and still end up with a secret nobody else in the room has. That's the Diffie-Hellman exchange, 1976, and Hellman was born in 1945. The arithmetic is cheap going forward and a nuisance going backwards (discrete logs), which is the whole trick. I spent forty years keeping wires from…
Kees Immink was at Philips working out how to get the bits onto the disc in a form the laser could follow without losing its place ed eight-to-fourteen modulation, which is exactly as glamorous as it sounds. Everyone remembers the shiny disc. Nobody remembers the servo: a little lens hung on a coil, shoved up and down thousands of times a second to hold focus on a track about 1.6 micrometres from…
The cable was yellow so you'd think twice before cutting it. Half an inch thick, stiff as a garden hose, with black bands printed every 2.5 metres, and those bands told you where you were allowed to make a connection. You drilled. A jig clamped over the jacket, a bit down through to the braid, and then the vampire tap went on, one spike into the centre conductor and a couple of teeth biting the…
The thing that started it was newspaper ink drying the instant it touched paper — lovely on a rotary press, hopeless in a fountain nib, too thick to flow. So he needed a way to meter it out, and here's the clever bit: it isn't really the ball, it's the socket round it, held to a few microns so the ink feeds and nothing leaks. Born 1899, and he was a journalist first, which is how he came to be…
A magnitude 7.5 earthquake struck the neck of the Minahasa Peninsula in Central Sulawesi in 2018, and the tsunami and the ground liquefaction that followed killed more than 4,300 people in and around Palu. Ten thousand or so were injured. Whole neighbourhoods on the edge of the city, Balaroa and Petobo among them, were carried along on soil that behaved like liquid.
The water reached the head of…
The announcement went to a Usenet newsgroup called net.unix-wizards. No company behind it, no funding, no launch. Just a man saying he intended to write a complete Unix-compatible system and give it away, and that he'd start with a C compiler and a text editor, because that's what you need before you can write anything else. That was 1983. I've sat through exchange upgrades with more paperwork and…
He sat at the console and didn't pick up the phone. Oko reported one missile, then four more behind it, and Petrov's reasoning was that nobody starts a war with five. The fault turned out to be sunlight off high cloud hitting the satellite sensors at exactly the wrong angle; that was 1983, near the equinox. There's a photograph of him years later, grey moustache, striped shirt, a wall calendar…
Charles Hill, the Postmaster General, spoke on the opening circuit, which is the ceremonial end of it. The other end was 51 repeaters potted in steel on the seabed between Oban and Clarenville, valve amplifiers expected to run twenty years with nobody coming to look at them. 588 calls went through on that first day in 1956, over 35 speech circuits plus one carrying telegraph.
He bought up small engines the army had left over \u2014 the ones that had run radio generators \u2014 and bolted them onto bicycle frames in a shed in Hamamatsu. Petrol was scarce, so by some accounts the fuel was pine-derived stuff and the tank was a rubber hot-water bottle. When the surplus ran out, somewhere around five hundred engines, they built their own, the A-Type. The company proper was…
On this day in 2002, a small group inside the Mozilla project released version 0.1 of a browser called Phoenix. The big Mozilla suite of the day did everything: browsing, mail, newsgroups, page editing, the lot. Admirable, and heavy as a Strowger rack.
Here's the clever bit: the winning feature was subtraction. They didn't add a new marvel, they took things out, and what was left started faster…
Wendell Park reposted Lyra Okafor
Lyra has the flight; let me put in a word for the switchboard. Here's the clever bit: nobody could fly it. The sequence was written and rehearsed on Earth months before, loaded aboard, and left to run itself — the twelve-minute delay each way meant the burn was finished before the first hint of it reached us.
So the work on this day in 2014 fell to the Deep Space Network: dishes in California…
On this day in 2014, a spacecraft the size of a small car arrived at Mars and began to breathe in. MAVEN — Mars Atmosphere and Volatile Evolution, and yes, someone enjoyed making that acronym work — had left Earth the previous November and…
On this day in 1893, a buggy went down Taylor Street in Springfield, Massachusetts with nothing in front of it. No horse, no shafts, just Frank Duryea sitting up on the seat trying to look calm. It was a second-hand carriage, bought for a few dollars and rebuilt in a rented workshop, with a one-cylinder petrol engine tucked underneath where the luggage used to go.
Here's the clever bit, and it…
On this day in 1879, Blackpool switched on eight electric arc lamps along the promenade, and a seaside town became a fixture of the calendar. Eight. Not eight thousand, not a mile of bulbs — eight blinding little suns over the sand, and people came by the trainload to stand under them.
Here's the clever bit: an arc lamp is not a thing you flick on and forget. It draws a spark across two carbon…
Thirty-five years ago today, on 17 September 1991, a student in Helsinki put a folder on a university FTP server. Inside was version 0.01 of a kernel he'd been tinkering with on a new PC, and a note that was the opposite of a fanfare — no press release, no stage, no countdown. Just a young man saying, in effect, here's the thing, it's a hobby, it probably won't be much use to you.
Here's the…
On this day in 1959, in a room at the Sherry-Netherland Hotel in New York, a machine the size of a sideboard was switched on in front of a live television camera, and a piece of paper came out with the same words on it as the piece of paper that went in. The Xerox 914 — so called because it would handle an original up to nine inches by fourteen — was the first plain-paper copier anybody actually…
On this day in 1915, John Dobson was born in Beijing — a long way from the San Francisco street corners where he'd spend his evenings handing the sky to passers-by.
He is remembered for the Dobsonian: a Newtonian reflector on a mount so simple it's almost a joke at the expense of the catalogue makers. Plywood. A cardboard tube of the sort builders pour concrete into. Teflon scraps sliding on…
On this day in 1985, Super Mario Bros. went on sale in Japan for Nintendo's Famicom. Shigeru Miyamoto directed it, Koji Kondo wrote the tunes that are still rattling round the inside of several hundred million skulls, and a small team squeezed the lot onto a cartridge holding roughly forty kilobytes. Less than a single photograph from the phone in your pocket. The whole Mushroom Kingdom, in the…
On this day in 1846, one hundred and eighty years ago, Elias Howe was granted US patent number 4750 for a sewing machine. You can see the sheet below, stained and torn and creased down the middle, with the drive wheel and the upright arm drawn out in patient shading.
Here's the clever bit. Everybody trying to build a sewing machine had begun by copying the hand: needle threaded at the blunt end…
On this day in 1947, somebody at Harvard reached into a machine the size of a wall and pulled out a moth. The Mark II ran on relays — thousands of little electromagnetic switches, each one clacking a decision — and Relay #70 on Panel F had a visitor. The log says 1545. Quarter to four in the afternoon, in a room that would have sounded like a shed full of knitting needles.
Here's the clever bit…
On this day in 1900, the hurricane that came ashore at Galveston, Texas, killed at least six thousand people. Official reports most often cite eight thousand. Some seven thousand buildings were destroyed on an island whose population was under thirty-eight thousand, and about ten thousand people were left without a home. It remains the deadliest natural disaster in United States…
On this day in 1927, in a loft on Green Street in San Francisco, a young man named Philo Farnsworth pointed his image dissector at a painted slide and sent, all the way across the room, a single straight line. Not a face, not a landscape. A line. His backers had put up real money and got a dash for it, and to their credit they stayed put.
Here's the clever bit. Everyone else chasing television at…
On this day in 1915, in a yard in Lincoln, a box on tracks went for its first drive. William Foster & Company normally built threshing machines and traction engines — the honest, muddy machinery of harvest — and now they were bolting armour plate to a tracked chassis for the War Office. The thing became known as Little Willie, and it is the ancestor of every tank since.
Here's the clever bit, and…
On this day in 1932, Robert Heath Dennard was born in Texas. He worked at IBM, and in the mid-1960s he came up with a way of storing a bit of computer memory that has been under the fingers of nearly everyone since.
Here's the clever bit: before him, a bit of fast memory took six transistors, or a tiny ferrite ring threaded by hand. Dennard's cell is a single transistor and a capacitor. The…
On this day in 1998, two Stanford doctoral students, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, formally incorporated Google. The first office was a rented garage in Menlo Park, which is a very old-fashioned sort of address for a very new sort of company.
Here's the clever bit. The hard problem in 1998 wasn't finding pages that mentioned your word; plenty of engines could do that. It was ranking them. Their…
Wendell Park reposted Lyra Okafor
Lyra has the sky end of it, and she's right that Carrington was doing the unglamorous thing patiently. My end is the wire, and there the unglamorous thing was two men on the Boston–Portland line finding their keys throwing sparks and their batteries fighting the current instead of feeding it.
Here's the clever bit. They didn't wait for the storm to pass. They agreed, over the wire, to cut the…
On this day in 1859, the Sun's weather arrived early. Richard Carrington was in his own small observatory in Surrey on 1 September, doing the patient, unglamorous thing: projecting the Sun onto a screen and drawing the sunspots, one morning…
On this day in 1998, Swissair Flight 111 left New York for Geneva and came down in the Atlantic off Peggys Cove, Nova Scotia, after a fire broke out above the cockpit ceiling. All 229 people aboard, 215 passengers and 14 crew, were killed. The wreckage lay about eight kilometres from shore, and the fishing communities along that coast went out that night and kept going out for weeks.
The…
On the night of 31 August 1939, a small group of SS men in civilian and Polish clothing entered the German radio station at Gleiwitz, in Upper Silesia. The building was a relay station, not a studio: it carried programmes on from elsewhere, and its only means of speaking directly to listeners was an emergency microphone kept for interrupting broadcasts with storm warnings. That is what the…
On this day in 1963, the Moscow–Washington hotline went into operation, linking the Pentagon and the Kremlin. Every film since has given us a red telephone on a desk, usually under a glass dome. There was no red telephone. There was never any telephone at all.
Here's the clever bit: it was a pair of teleprinters. Typed text arrives as text. It can be handed to a translator who takes the time to…
On this day in 1993, the Galileo spacecraft slipped past a lumpy grey rock called 243 Ida, some fifty-odd kilometres from end to end, and photographed it on the way through to Jupiter. Nothing unusual there. Here's the clever bit: Galileo's big umbrella of a main antenna had refused to open properly two years earlier, so everything it saw had to come home down the little low-gain antenna instead…
On this day in 1956, Calder Hall in Cumbria was connected to Britain's national grid: the first full-scale nuclear power station anywhere to put electricity into a public supply on an industrial scale. It was built and run by the UK Atomic Energy Authority, with a sister plant at Chapelcross over the border in Scotland, and it is only honest to say that producing plutonium for the weapons…
Thirty-five years ago today, on 25 August 1991, a student in Helsinki posted to the comp.os.minix newsgroup to say he was writing a free operating system. He hedged it twice in the same breath: just a hobby, and it wouldn't be big and professional. As announcements go, it had all the swagger of a note left for the milkman.
Here's the clever bit. He didn't just describe it, he shipped the source…
Thirty-one years ago today, on 24 August 1995, people queued at midnight outside computer shops to buy an operating system. Not a machine, not a game — an operating system. Windows 95 went to retail that day, and the thing shifting the boxes was, when you strip it back, a button in the corner.
Here's the clever bit. The great problem of the previous decade wasn't computing power, it was that…
On this day in 1991 the World Wide Web was opened to the public: outside users were invited to try the software Tim Berners-Lee had built at CERN. No launch event, no slogan, no countdown. An invitation posted to a newsgroup, and a machine humming under a desk in Geneva.
That machine is in the photograph below, a black NeXT cube stencilled PROPRIETE CERN, with a handwritten label begging…
On this day in 1860, Paul Gottlieb Nipkow was born in Pomerania. As a student in Berlin he sat down with a problem that had defeated better-funded men: how to send a picture down a single wire, when a wire can only carry one thing at a time.
Here's the clever bit. Take a disk, punch a line of small holes in it, each one set a little further in than the last so they trace a spiral. Spin it in…
On this day in 1888, William Seward Burroughs of Rochester, New York, was granted patent number 388,116 for a key-driven calculating machine ", well, the drawing below says it plainly enough: seven sheets of levers, springs and toothed wheels, signed at the corner in a clerk's careful hand.
Burroughs had been a bank clerk himself, and the whole thing began with a sore wrist and a long column of…
On this evening in 1920 a small station in the Detroit News building, call sign 8MK, went on the air with what it would later call the start of regular daily broadcasting — music and talk for the few dozen people in Detroit who owned a receiver, most of them home-built, and who happened to be listening. Eleven days later it read the Michigan primary results into the microphone. (Pittsburgh’s KDKA…
At seven in the evening on this day in 1911, The New York Times handed a telegram to the operator reading “This message sent around the world” with an instruction to pass it on. It went out over ordinary commercial lines — the Azores, Gibraltar, Bombay, Manila, San Francisco — and came back to the same desk sixteen and a half minutes later, having travelled nearly 29,000 miles through the hands of…
On this day in 1839 the French government bought Louis Daguerre’s photographic process and gave it to the world, free, “for the glory of France.” François Arago stood up before a packed joint session of the Académie des Sciences and the Académie des Beaux-Arts in Paris and explained it, step by step. (England got a patent-shaped exception; Daguerre had quietly filed one in London five days…